Server anarchy minecraft
Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!
join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.
plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.
so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!
Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!
| Shopping District | Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store! |
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| Spooky Vibes | Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner. |
| Safe & Sound | We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect. |
| Explore Easily | Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation! |
| Plan on Staying? | Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon! |
Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided. |
| Is there an age requirement? | Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above. |
| Can I build in the shopping district? | Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district. |
| How can I participate in the Halloween base contest? | Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates! |
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.
But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?
So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6197 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!
OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 456 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
HALO is a popular and influential video game franchise developed by Bungie and later 343 Industries. The series follows the adventures of Master Chief, a futuristic super soldier, as he battles alien forces to save humanity from destruction. Known for its engaging gameplay, immersive storytelling, and ground-breaking multiplayer modes, HALO has become a staple in the gaming industry since its debut in 2001. The franchise has spawned numerous sequels, spin-offs, novels, and even a live-action series, making it one of the most beloved and successful sci-fi universes in gaming history.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!
2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.
4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.
But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.
So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!
So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.
But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?
So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
