Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

    BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server
    so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

    we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

    imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Animals Bred: 95
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Prison Pals Minecraft Server

    Prison Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

    And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Potions Brewed: 107
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Star Shards Collected: 82
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7021 Epic Shields Constructed: 15

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

    SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Crops Grown: 2412
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Farms Harvested: 538
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Magic Items Found: 8360 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisterFeed Minecraft Server

    SisterFeed Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s boyfriend’s surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.

    Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7108 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ToplessCraft

    ToplessCraft
    Are you tired of being judged for being topless in your own home? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can be as shirtless as you want without any judgment!

    Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!

    So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 180 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5411 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP

    CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP
    Minecraft SMP is the only place where you can find a magical cheeseburger that gives you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun and shenanigans that await you on our server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WebCrafterz

    WebCrafterz
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the hidden gem of the internet – just like that website you love but no one else has heard of!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why waste your time on mainstream servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft world out there? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with the most infamous Minecraft legend of all time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where north korean soldiers are fighting for putin in ukraine but don’t worry cuz we got diamond armor to protect you from any crazy dictators trying to take over the server! seoul says it’s the most lit place to be right now so grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown! with crazy pvp battles and insane builds, you’ll be laughing your way to victory in no time! join now and show those soldiers who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Enchantments Applied: 156 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GazaCraft: Tank Invasion

    GazaCraft: Tank Invasion
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli tanks are taking over jabalia in northern gaza!! battle it out with your friends and see who can conquer the most land! build your own tank and crush the competition! only the bravest players can survive in this intense war zone! join now for a chance to win exclusive prizes and show off your tank-building skills! let’s gooooooo!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 493

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Clump Clearing Brain Wastes Server

    Clump Clearing Brain Wastes Server
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRAIN WASTE-CLEARANCE PATHWAYS FOR THE FIRST TIME! WE GOT PROTEINS LIKE AMYLOID AND TAU FORMING CLUMPS AND TANGLES LIKE A BRAIN PUZZLE!

    COME ON AND EXPLORE OUR SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN TANGLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE AMYLOIDS!

    ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET LAB WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH BRAIN CELLS AND CREATE YOUR OWN BRAIN JUICE?

    JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET BRAINY!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • “Moai Meets Minecraft: No Flavors Added” – Moyai SMP (vanilla)

    “Moai Meets Minecraft: No Flavors Added” – Moyai SMP (vanilla)

    MoyaiSMP Server Overview

    Server Type Java Minecraft Server
    Features
    • No resets with soft border
    • Mini blocks
    • Global villager curing
    • More mob heads
    • Armor statues
    • Friendly staff/community
    • Shopping district
    Gameplay All survival, no teleports
    Join Us Discord

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I join if I am under 16 years old?

    Unfortunately, MoyaiSMP is a 16+ server and we ask all players to respect this age requirement.

    2. Are there any PvP activities on the server?

    No, MoyaiSMP is a server focused on builders and a chill atmosphere, so there are no PvP activities.

    3. How often is the soft border updated?

    The soft border is updated whenever a new Minecraft update drops to keep the server fresh.

    4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed on MoyaiSMP. We have a friendly community and strive to maintain a drama-free environment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4884
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ink City Minecraft Server

    Ink City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, tattoos are as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us and show off your inked-up avatar as you battle it out with other players in epic tattoo showdowns. From tribal designs to full-on sleeves, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why settle for plain old Steve or Alex when you can be a badass tattooed warrior in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and let your inked imagination run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 21 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Homies Kiss Minecraft SMP

    Homies Kiss Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict rule that you must kiss your homies before logging off! That’s right, show your love for your fellow players in the most hilarious way possible.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will stop at nothing to protect their ruler. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks lighting up the dance floor. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?

    So come join us on our wild and wacky server where anything is possible, from kissing your homies to battling chickens and boogieing down in the underground disco. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server

    PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up…probably.

    3. We have a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of memes and puns to reach the ultimate treasure: a diamond-encrusted potato!

    4. Our community is filled with players who have the most ridiculous stories to tell. Like the time someone built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched players into the stratosphere. Good times.

    5. And finally, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 223 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3141 Divine Spears Created: 29

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CalorieCraft: GF Edition

    CalorieCraft: GF Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

    We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

    So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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