GintamaCraft: Episode 47 LOLz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ERBlockParty

BROKE, Concussed, dick, er, ERBlockParty, exhausted, friendship, gas, Group Chat, Hospital, last minute, mom friend, motorcycle accident, Pick up, pizza party, sick, silent treatment, Treatment, two jobs, Visit

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

MineCraftStressRelief SMP

coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness meditation, MineCraftStressRelief, nature walks, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care practices, smp, social support, Stress Management, stress reduction, stress relief exercises, stress relief techniques, Therapy, Time management, yoga

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.

So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!

98 Cent Craft

98 cents, affordable, bargains, Budget, Cent, Cheap, Craft, Deals, DISCOUNTS, economical, frugal, Items, low cost, offers, pocket-friendly, products, promotions, Purchases, Sales, savings, shopping, thrifty

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

What can you buy for 98 cents, you ask? Well, how about a one-way ticket to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?

But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Secret Passages Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	5838
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3720	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3026
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Divine Spears Created:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

✅ Hello! This is a server called = HideMC ✅ ❤️ RARE WIPES, DISCORD, TLAUNCHER, SKINS ❤️ OUR RESOURCE PACK = https://disk.yandex.ru/d/D_FvM66Ey4xZdg ? FREE ULTRA?

TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

PreggoMomma Minecraft Server

family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting decisions, PreggoMomma, pregnancy announcement, respect for parents, Server, sibling bonding, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family dynamics and sibling rivalry that will make your head spin.

Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.

But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.

ChildishCraft

adulting, ChildishCraft, Communication Issues, emotional maturity, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, generational gap, growing pains, self improvement, sensitivity, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling disagreements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being nitpicked and judged by your younger brother, just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.

And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

FlowWithItMC SMP

acceptance, balance, finding peace, flow, FlowWithItMC, hustle, letting go, Lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Peace, personal growth, Relaxation, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Surrender, work-life balance

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	280	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just tryna be all serious and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.

So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!

CreeperFactsMC

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperFactsMC, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, fact, Frightening, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, knowledge, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Items Found:	6275
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you don’t join, a creeper will show up at your house and blow up all your diamond blocks? True story, happened to my cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s pet pig. Don’t risk it, join our server now and save your precious diamonds from explosive doom! #MinecraftMayhem #JoinOrBoom

GazaBlockParty

#authorities, bodies found, Conflict, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamza Ziyadne, Heartbreaking, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, investigation, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic discovery, violence, Youssef Ziyadne

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground dungeon full of treasure and mystery! rumor has it that the bodies of hostages Youssef and Hamza Ziyadne were found in Gaza but that’s just a cover up for our epic quest to find the golden diamond sword of doom! join now and be part of the adventure of a lifetime, where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and become a legendary warrior in the land of blocky madness!

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4041
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Players:	100/200	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2