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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
Dragon Scales Harvested: 288 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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