Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than this boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called “piggly wiggly” again! Our players are always supportive and kind, no belly fat grabbing allowed here!

We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!

Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Astral Projections Made: 2 Chimeras Created: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • FraternityLand Minecraft Server

    FraternityLand Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrilling tale of Burner and their former neighbors, who are now locked in a battle over a piece of land that may become a frat house! Will Burner sell to the fraternal organization, or will the neighbors band together to stop them? The drama is real, folks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Build your own empire, explore mysterious lands, and battle fierce creatures. And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a group of rowdy frat boys causing chaos in the virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

    DaughterCraft – No School Switch!
    Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

    Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Crops Grown: 9433

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

    PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5438 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 238
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CluelessCraft

    CluelessCraft
    Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

    But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Mines Excavated: 1589
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LaosCraft Minecraft Server

    LaosCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

    anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

    join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

    StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall
    hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

    imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

    join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Starblocks

    Starblocks

    Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

    Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

    Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Crops Grown: 5934 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 653146 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrimsonCraft

    CrimsonCraft

    Welcome to CrimsonCraft

    Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

    Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

    Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

    Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

    Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

    E-mail: [email protected]

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

    Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice
    Welcome to Bloom SMP
    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable on versions 1.9 – 1.21
    Features
    Anti Griefing
    Cross Play
    A welcoming community
    An active Discord
    A friendly staff team
    Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ

    1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

    2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

    Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

    3. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

    4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

    5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Potions Brewed: 114 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 140
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Magic Items Found: 6741
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Chimeras Created: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Potions Brewed: 167 Dragon Scales Harvested: 251
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

    >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Emeralds Found: 8853
    Alien Abductions: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockPartyDrama

    BlockPartyDrama
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

    Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

    But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

    So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

    CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Ores Mined: 4143

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineTop5CatList

    MineTop5CatList
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

    Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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