Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 752
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4361
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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