GFsWeirdMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Holy Grails Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyKidzMC SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

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lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

Achievements, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Bedwars, Cases, Cities, Clans, Duels, Free donation, Hardcore, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Levels, Magic, minecraft server, OneBlock, Parkour, Pets, PvP battles, Quests, Ratings, RPG abilities, Shop, Skills, Starter Kit, Survival, titles, Vampirism, weapons

Twenture is a completely new word among Minecraft servers.

A variety of modes, a friendly community, polite support and constant server moderation will allow you to have a good time. Find new friends or come with trusted friends. Become a rich merchant or a skilled worker. Find yourself in a variety of modes or express your individuality to the entire audience!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: 1.20 – 1.21.1

Recommended version: 1.21

Our modes:

• OneBlock – start surviving from scratch on a small sky island, like on Skyblock. Prove to everyone who is in charge here in terms of your ability to develop and develop your island. Level up and get into server history!

• Survival – live and develop in the world of Minecraft, where there is no place for cheaters and griefers. Events and vanilla atmosphere, everything you like!

• Anarchy – prove to absolutely everyone that you are the best in everything! Destroy players and destroy other people’s bases! Haven’t even heard of the rules here!

Our advantages and features:

Best server! Login from PC, Take part in PVP battles, Free donation, Magic, Upgrade RPG abilities, Craft the best Weapons, Arrange duels with players, With cases, Clans, Quests, Jobs, Hardcore, Levels, Ratings, Skills, Pets, Titles, Effects, Achievements, With private, Without private, Developed economy, Large store, Virtual market, Rare wipes, Pirate, No license, No launcher, No mods, Russian, Large online, Parkour, Permanent Events, BedWars, BedWars, Survival, OneBlock, SkyBlock , Anarchy, Hardcore, Minecraft Server, Minecraft Server, Play for free, Best Minecraft Server!

Play with the best!

Stay with the best!

Become the best!

Versions: 1.16 1.16.5 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.19.1 1.19.2 1.19.3 1.19.4, 1.20 1.20.1 1.20.2 1.20.3 1.20.4 1.20.5 1.20.6 1.20.X 1.21

Made for a comfortable game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4141	Star Shards Collected:	209
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!

1.20, Active Discord, bedrock, casual environment, collaboration, Community, Elected positions, family, imagination, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Realm, Realms, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, smp

Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	Bedrock Edition
Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players. All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	Expand tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” players

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World.

Q: Is the environment on the server casual?

A: Yes, the server provides a casual environment for players.

Q: Is there an active Discord/Realm associated with the server?

A: Yes, the server has an active Discord where players can communicate.

Q: Are there community-elected positions on the server?

A: Yes, there are community-elected positions on the server.

Q: What is the age requirement for players?

A: The server is only looking for players who are 18 years or older.

If you are interested, check out the server by joining the Discord: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling asleep every time you see that annoying player on your current server? Well, fear no more, because on our server, that player is banned for being too boring! Join us and never worry about snoozing off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you diamonds if you can beat it in a dance-off. So come on over and get ready to boogie with the undead poultry!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game! Picture this: a showdown between two players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a bunch of angry chickens. Who will emerge victorious? Join our server to find out and be a part of the most epic fights in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ExBoyfriendLove911

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with love triangles, family drama, and emotional rollercoasters!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon your boyfriend staring longingly at his ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry, he swears he’s not in love with her – he just cares for her deeply. And when tragedy strikes, watch as he shuts everyone out, except for his ex who he sobs in the arms of at the funeral.

But wait, there’s more! His family doesn’t fully accept you, with his mom treating his ex like a daughter and giving you the cold shoulder. Will you be able to win them over and prove that you’re the one for him?

Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have this much drama to mine through?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	6805	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	293
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

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Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

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Terra Nova Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft with Creative and Minigame worlds
Website	https://terranovasmp.net/
Discord	https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh
Currency	Diamonds
Special Features	Accelerated tree decay, ability to hide armor, create own shops with NPCs

FAQ

What is the currency used on Terra Nova?

Diamonds are used as the currency on Terra Nova.

Are there weekly events on the server?

Yes, Terra Nova hosts weekly events such as parkour challenges, minigames, and group builds.

What special features/plugins does Terra Nova have?

Terra Nova has accelerated tree decay, the option to hide armor, and the ability to create your own shops with NPCs.

Is there a Creative and Minigame world on Terra Nova?

Yes, there is an integrated Creative and Minigame world where players can switch between different game modes.

Can players explore the world using BlueMap?

Yes, the BlueMap feature allows players to interact and explore the world without physically traveling to different locations.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Farms Harvested:	817
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Crops Grown:	7128	Dragon Eggs Found:	9354
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old celebrities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the latest celeb gossip and drama! Join us as we recreate the hottest celebrity feuds and scandals in the world of Minecraft.

Ever wanted to see Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift battle it out in a PvP arena? Or watch Justin Bieber build a rollercoaster with Miley Cyrus? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few copyright laws).

But that’s not all! Our server also features exclusive mini-games like “Kanye’s Quest for the Perfect Selfie” and “Beyoncé’s Beyhive Battle Royale.” And don’t forget to check out our custom skins, including a diamond-encrusted Ariana Grande and a pixelated version of The Rock.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest celebrity showdown in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual Leonardo DiCaprio crying over his Oscar.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	53

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

Anime, character analysis, community discussion, Fandom, FANTASY, Female Characters, fictional characters, long tail, love, Manga, Minecraft, Obsession, otaku culture, relationships, rurus, smp, something.., tags, Thread, waifu, waifu material

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a waifu thread where you can declare your undying love for your favorite Minecraft character. Want to marry a pixelated pig? Go for it, no judgment here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary rurus, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can find them. Some say they can even teach you how to fly in Minecraft without using a single block of dirt.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? He may explode every now and then, but hey, who doesn’t have a short fuse every once in a while?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6936

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of being randomly gifted diamonds by our resident unicorn player, who goes by the name SparkleFarts! One time, a player was lost in the Nether and SparkleFarts appeared out of nowhere, guiding them to safety with a trail of rainbow blocks. It was truly a magical moment that brought the whole server together in laughter and awe. So come join us for a chance to encounter mythical creatures and unexpected acts of kindness that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Farms Harvested:	104

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dimension Hops:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7