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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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