Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyMoodBoost

    CraftyMoodBoost
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9123 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Hybrid Virus Chronicles

    Hybrid Virus Chronicles
    hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, swedish scientists were doin some science stuff and they found dis crazy new variant of SARS-CoV-2. like, dis patient had TWO different variants and they like, combined into a super virus and infected someone else in the hospital! like, how wild is dat? so if u wanna experience some crazy science experiments in minecraft form, then join dis server now! who knows what kind of wacky hybrids u might come across! join now for a chance to be patient zero of a new minecraft virus!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SSMP: Where the only grief you’ll find is when someone steals all your diamonds in the dark

    SSMP: Where the only grief you’ll find is when someone steals all your diamonds in the dark

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    2 /sethomes + bed
    Easy /spawn access
    Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
    Rare head drops
    Physical and active player-based economy
    Gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe permitted

    Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

    Our server also has an active Discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

    We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

    FAQ

    1. Can I claim land on the server?

    There are no claiming plugins on the server, so land is not protected. Be cautious when building in shared areas.

    2. Are there admin shops or jobs on the server?

    No, our economy has no admin involvement, which means we do not have admin shops or jobs. The economy is player-driven.

    3. Are there any restrictions on building large scale builds or redstone contraptions?

    As long as your builds and contraptions follow the server rules and do not cause lag or disrupt gameplay for others, you are free to create to your heart’s content.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Vtuber Mania – Minecraft Server

    Vtuber Mania – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as the world of Japanese Vtubers? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with your favorite virtual idols and even attend virtual classes (just kidding, we don’t actually have classes, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    Join us for epic battles against evil virtual corporations like Hololive and 2434, or just chill at the VPI Cafe and gossip about the latest drama in the Vtuber world. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ASMR rooms for when you need to relax after a long day of virtual adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a virtual superstar in the world of Japanese Vtubers! Who knows, you might even become the next Kizuna Ai Inc or 774 inc. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of Vtubers you can meet on our server.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Cum – Canada USA Mexico

    Minecraft SMP: Cum – Canada USA Mexico
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the Macarena!

    We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every Saturday night.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all…the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CrushCraft: Makeup Mayhem

    CrushCraft: Makeup Mayhem
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where friendships are tested and makeup is forbidden! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through awkward crushes and fashion dilemmas.

    Are you ready to experience the thrill of angering your friend by looking too hot at a fancy restaurant? Can you handle the pressure of trying to find a baggy outfit that still fits the dress code?

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of friendship drama and unrealistic requests. Who needs makeup when you have the excitement of virtual adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • GovtBabyAbort SMP

    GovtBabyAbort SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the conspiracy theories are as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind why some players think the US government is secretly pushing for post-birth abortions.

    Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!

    So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyDebate2020

    CraftyDebate2020
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Walz and Vance duke it out in a battle of blocks and building! Watch as these two politicians show us how to settle their differences through epic PvP battles and intense building challenges. Join now to witness the most polite and dignified debate in Minecraft history! Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 216
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Her Mission Minecraft Server

    Her Mission Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mission is to mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your mission is to become the ultimate llama whisperer! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where players can tame llamas, ride them into battle, and even teach them how to do the Macarena!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, just don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the llama whisperer of your dreams!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • V4Mirai Minecraft SMP – The General Creeper

    V4Mirai Minecraft SMP – The General Creeper
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the “But My Hat… Edition” where we wear the craziest hats while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Our streamers include the legendary Crystalis who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, Serina Maiko who can tame creepers with her singing, and Mono Monet who builds pixel art using only their toes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our Gen 3 talent, Dr. NOVA(e), once turned a zombie into a disco dancing partner, and Yumi the Witch can brew potions that make you fly like a chicken.

    And don’t even get us started on our Brave EN branch with globie, where Kumanui Miel once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, and Taring Hu built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

    Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever witness. Just remember, if you lose your hat, you’re out of the game!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 322 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • LockedOutLair

    LockedOutLair
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally experience the privacy you’ve always dreamed of! Are you tired of your parents and grandma barging into your room unannounced? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own fortress with impenetrable locks and security measures to keep those pesky intruders out.

    Imagine a world where you can change, jerk off, and chill in peace without worrying about someone walking in on you. With our high-tech fingerprint lock system, you can rest assured that only you have access to your personal space. No more missing belongings, no more grandma eating your snacks, and definitely no more messy surprises left behind.

    Join our server and say goodbye to unwanted room invaders forever! And hey, if the furnace guy needs access to your thermostat, just let us know and we’ll make sure you’re there to unlock the door. Because here at our Minecraft server, your privacy is our top priority. So come on in and start building your own safe haven today!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 147 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6448

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyCravings

    CraftyCravings
    Are you tired of trying to balance a healthy diet while also slaying creepers and mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and enjoy our virtual farm-to-table experience, where you can grow your own pixelated veggies and cook up some delicious virtual meals to keep your hunger bar full. Who needs real food when you can feast on virtual steak and potatoes all day long? Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden carrots have magical powers that will give you superhuman strength in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to real-life meal prep, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is keeping your character well-fed and ready for adventure!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Dimension Hops: 13
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where we tango with llamas and ride pigs! 1.20.1 forge new server

    Vinland Adventure: Where we tango with llamas and ride pigs! 1.20.1 forge new server

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive Bees
    Alex’s Mobs

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. These rules will be shared with you when you join the server.

    Q: Can I use my own mods on the server?

    A: We recommend using the mods that are already installed on the server to avoid compatibility issues. However, you can reach out to the server admins to discuss adding new mods.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Israel War Minecraft Server

    Israel War Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Israel’s secret weapon is revealed – their unbeatable Minecraft skills! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures, building epic structures and battling mobs like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! The US has decided to go to war on our behalf because they know we’re the best at Minecraft and need our skills to defeat their enemies. So come join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

    With insane PvP battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world why Israel keeps winning – in Minecraft and beyond!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • > play Minecraft SMP Assassin’s Creed Game

    > play Minecraft SMP Assassin’s Creed Game
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s way better than getting stuck in some lame simulation game! We promise no modern day women talking to you for 20 minutes or any hacker shit – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Build, mine, and survive with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures and epic quests that will make you feel like a real-life assassin (minus the simulation interruptions). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NoSimulationShitAllowed

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 160 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 23

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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