Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Void Armor Forged: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CrushCraft: Makeup Mayhem

    CrushCraft: Makeup Mayhem
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where friendships are tested and makeup is forbidden! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through awkward crushes and fashion dilemmas.

    Are you ready to experience the thrill of angering your friend by looking too hot at a fancy restaurant? Can you handle the pressure of trying to find a baggy outfit that still fits the dress code?

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of friendship drama and unrealistic requests. Who needs makeup when you have the excitement of virtual adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6676 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • GovtBabyAbort SMP

    GovtBabyAbort SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the conspiracy theories are as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind why some players think the US government is secretly pushing for post-birth abortions.

    Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!

    So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Crops Grown: 2320

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyDebate2020

    CraftyDebate2020
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Walz and Vance duke it out in a battle of blocks and building! Watch as these two politicians show us how to settle their differences through epic PvP battles and intense building challenges. Join now to witness the most polite and dignified debate in Minecraft history! Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Her Mission Minecraft Server

    Her Mission Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mission is to mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your mission is to become the ultimate llama whisperer! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where players can tame llamas, ride them into battle, and even teach them how to do the Macarena!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, just don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the llama whisperer of your dreams!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6527 Players Killed by Monsters: 2556
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • V4Mirai Minecraft SMP – The General Creeper

    V4Mirai Minecraft SMP – The General Creeper
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the “But My Hat… Edition” where we wear the craziest hats while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Our streamers include the legendary Crystalis who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, Serina Maiko who can tame creepers with her singing, and Mono Monet who builds pixel art using only their toes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our Gen 3 talent, Dr. NOVA(e), once turned a zombie into a disco dancing partner, and Yumi the Witch can brew potions that make you fly like a chicken.

    And don’t even get us started on our Brave EN branch with globie, where Kumanui Miel once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, and Taring Hu built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

    Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever witness. Just remember, if you lose your hat, you’re out of the game!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • LockedOutLair

    LockedOutLair
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally experience the privacy you’ve always dreamed of! Are you tired of your parents and grandma barging into your room unannounced? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own fortress with impenetrable locks and security measures to keep those pesky intruders out.

    Imagine a world where you can change, jerk off, and chill in peace without worrying about someone walking in on you. With our high-tech fingerprint lock system, you can rest assured that only you have access to your personal space. No more missing belongings, no more grandma eating your snacks, and definitely no more messy surprises left behind.

    Join our server and say goodbye to unwanted room invaders forever! And hey, if the furnace guy needs access to your thermostat, just let us know and we’ll make sure you’re there to unlock the door. Because here at our Minecraft server, your privacy is our top priority. So come on in and start building your own safe haven today!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Alien Abductions: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyCravings

    CraftyCravings
    Are you tired of trying to balance a healthy diet while also slaying creepers and mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and enjoy our virtual farm-to-table experience, where you can grow your own pixelated veggies and cook up some delicious virtual meals to keep your hunger bar full. Who needs real food when you can feast on virtual steak and potatoes all day long? Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden carrots have magical powers that will give you superhuman strength in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to real-life meal prep, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is keeping your character well-fed and ready for adventure!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where we tango with llamas and ride pigs! 1.20.1 forge new server

    Vinland Adventure: Where we tango with llamas and ride pigs! 1.20.1 forge new server

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive Bees
    Alex’s Mobs

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. These rules will be shared with you when you join the server.

    Q: Can I use my own mods on the server?

    A: We recommend using the mods that are already installed on the server to avoid compatibility issues. However, you can reach out to the server admins to discuss adding new mods.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6685

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Israel War Minecraft Server

    Israel War Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Israel’s secret weapon is revealed – their unbeatable Minecraft skills! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures, building epic structures and battling mobs like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! The US has decided to go to war on our behalf because they know we’re the best at Minecraft and need our skills to defeat their enemies. So come join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

    With insane PvP battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world why Israel keeps winning – in Minecraft and beyond!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 New Chunks Explored: 563630
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • > play Minecraft SMP Assassin’s Creed Game

    > play Minecraft SMP Assassin’s Creed Game
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s way better than getting stuck in some lame simulation game! We promise no modern day women talking to you for 20 minutes or any hacker shit – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Build, mine, and survive with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures and epic quests that will make you feel like a real-life assassin (minus the simulation interruptions). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NoSimulationShitAllowed

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DadWillRespectDeniedLOL

    DadWillRespectDeniedLOL
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

    Join us and escape the chaos of family disputes over ashes and wills. Our server is a place where you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.

    Don’t let your mom dictate what happens to your dad’s ashes – join us and build a monument in his honor instead! And hey, if you ever need advice on handling family drama, our community is here to support you (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-world craziness behind. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from family feuds and funeral plans gone wrong?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3450 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • RedFlagDetective | Minecraft SMP

    RedFlagDetective | Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to witness the chaos of players riding pigs through the Nether, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and holding llama races in the End dimension.

    Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes, whether it’s the player who insists on only communicating in pig Latin or the one who has a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake.

    So if you’re looking for a subtle red flag in people, just look for the ones who can’t stop laughing maniacally as they set fire to everything in sight. Join our SMP today for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SelfLoathingCraft

    SelfLoathingCraft
    Tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers! No more plain old blocky world for you, now you can ride on fluffy clouds and shoot glitter at your enemies. Say goodbye to your boring self and hello to a fabulous new you on our server!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Welcome to the VanillaJava EconomyTown – Where Creepers tip generously!

    Welcome to the VanillaJava EconomyTown – Where Creepers tip generously!
    Server Name LegendsCraft
    Server Version 1.21.1 Java
    Game Mode Semi-Vanilla Survival
    Features
    • Economy system
    • Player shops
    • Ranks and rewards
    • Crates and vote rewards
    • Grief prevention
    • OP items
    • Server events
    • Spawn market
    • MapArt protection and contests

    Overview

    LegendsCraft is a Minecraft Survival server that offers a variety of exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience. From an economy system to player shops, ranks, and rewards, there is something for every player to enjoy. Join LegendsCraft now and start your legend!

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join LegendsCraft?

    A: You can join our server by using the IP address “legendscraft.apexmc.co” in your Minecraft client.

    Q: What version of Minecraft does LegendsCraft support?

    A: LegendsCraft supports Minecraft version 1.21.1 Java.

    Q: Are there any server events on LegendsCraft?

    A: Yes, we regularly host server events for our players to participate in and win exciting prizes.

    Q: Can I create my own shop on LegendsCraft?

    A: Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops on LegendsCraft using the economy features available.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on LegendsCraft?

    A: No, we have grief prevention measures in place to protect player builds and creations.

    Q: How can I earn in-game currency on LegendsCraft?

    A: You can earn in-game currency through various activities on the server, such as participating in events and selling items in your shop.

    Q: Where can I find more information about LegendsCraft?

    A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/mKh9vcpAJe for more information and updates about LegendsCraft.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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