Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Mines Excavated: 3225
Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Once Upon a Time on StorytimeSMP: Chapter 2, where vanilla isn’t just a flavour, but a lifestyle! 📜 #NoCurlyBrackets

    Once Upon a Time on StorytimeSMP: Chapter 2, where vanilla isn’t just a flavour, but a lifestyle! 📜 #NoCurlyBrackets

    Storytime SMP Season 2 Overview

    Server Focus Role-playing and overarching storyline
    Cross-play Java and Bedrock support
    Events Weekly PVE events with special items and boss battles
    World Generation Altered with new structures, biomes, and worlds
    Staff Support Dedicated staff for each region to prevent cheating and griefing
    Gameplay Experience Vanilla feel with minimal interfering plugins
    Main Storyline Top-tier storytelling with events and promotional videos

    FAQs

    1. How can I join the Storytime SMP?

    Simply visit the website and get redirected to the Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining!

    2. What is the server focused on?

    The server is mainly focused on role-playing and creating character lore, with an overarching storyline to keep players engaged.

    3. Is cross-play supported on the server?

    Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, allowing players to play with their friends on different platforms.

    4. What kind of events are hosted on the server?

    Weekly PVE events are hosted for players to obtain special items and engage in boss battles, as well as explore the server’s storyline.

    5. Are there any alterations to Minecraft’s default generation on the server?

    Yes, the latest season of the Storytime SMP includes alterations to Minecraft’s default generation, such as new structures, biomes, and worlds.

    6. How is player safety and fair play ensured on the server?

    The server has dedicated staff for each region to prevent cheating, stealing, and griefing. The staff responds to reports promptly to maintain a safe and fair environment.

    7. What is the gameplay experience like on the Storytime SMP?

    The server aims to provide a vanilla feeling with minimal interfering plugins, allowing players to enjoy the game without constant disruptions.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Magic Wands Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • LaughCraft – Dokibird’s Server

    LaughCraft – Dokibird’s Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the smug classic bird edition, where you can laugh, have fun, and maybe even steal some diamonds along the way.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive content from Dokibird herself, including her YouTube channel where she showcases her epic heists, her Twitch channel where you can watch her in action live, and even her VOD channel for all the best moments.

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got the Selen Tatsuki archives for all your memory needs, plus a Divegrass team page for some competitive fun. Don’t be a dumb goon and miss out on all the craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the laughter and chaos begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Chad Minecraft SMP Legend

    Chad Minecraft SMP Legend
    Are you tired of being a chad and ready to embrace your inner dad bod? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for epic dad jokes, intense diaper changing challenges, and thrilling bedtime stories around the campfire. Who needs diamonds when you have dad jokes? So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation from chad to dad!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • GoneRogue Minecraft Server

    GoneRogue Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of family drama and betrayal? Do you want to escape the clutches of siblings who sell your dream house without even giving you a chance to buy it back? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from greedy relatives!

    Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and leave all the negativity behind. You can create your own world, just like you did with your mom in the dream house. No need to worry about cancer or will changes here, just pure, unadulterated fun!

    So come join us and let go of all the past drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Plus, you can finally show off your building skills without anyone trying to take it away from you. Trust us, this server is the therapy you never knew you needed!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BlanketBucks GrannyCraft

    BlanketBucks GrannyCraft
    Are you tired of boring hospital blankets that make you feel like you’re wrapped in a cloud of sadness? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide the most luxurious virtual blankets that will make you feel like you’re snuggled up in a palace made of rainbows and sunshine!

    Join our server and experience the magic of unicorns, butterflies, and flowers in a way you’ve never seen before. Our blankets are so cozy, they’ll make you forget all about your mom’s boring old hospital blankets. Plus, if you’re feeling generous, you can donate your virtual blankets to the little kids in the Minecraft hospital who are in need of some extra comfort.

    And if your mom tries to stop you from enjoying our amazing blankets, just call up your grandma for some backup. She’ll swoop in like a superhero and make sure you get the blankets you deserve. So come join our Minecraft server and let the blanket madness begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • OverhypedCraft

    OverhypedCraft
    Sleeping! Who needs sleep when you can join our Minecraft server and build epic structures all night long? Say goodbye to boring dreams and hello to blocky adventures!

    Our server is so awesome, even the creepers want to join in on the fun! They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves and are now the life of the party.

    Join us and you might just stumble upon a secret underground village where the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world…or maybe just trying to grow some potatoes, who knows?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride around on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even discover a hidden realm where the cows have formed a rock band. It’s udderly amazing!

    So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyCriminalNetwork Minecraft Server

    CraftyCriminalNetwork Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have an international investigation going on! apparently Iran is using criminals and drug dealers in Europe to target Israelis and Jews, but don’t worry, we have a secret base in the game where we are fighting against them! join us and help save the world from these evil doers, plus we have unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in our crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Void Armor Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PutinCraft: Trump’s Advice

    PutinCraft: Trump’s Advice
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. but, get this, our admin is, like, a secret agent who asked Putin for advice on how to run the server. yeah, you heard me right. Putin himself gave us tips on how to make this place even more lit. so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, come join us and see what other insane shenanigans we got going on. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PutinApproved #UnicornsPoopingRainbows

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Allergy-Free Food Realization Land

    Allergy-Free Food Realization Land
    join dis server if u want to experience da most epic minecraft adventure of ur life!!! u know how u always wanted to fly on a pig while shooting lasers out of ur eyes? well on dis server, dat dream can become a reality!!!

    we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade u rare items for just a few seeds!!! and don’t even get me started on our epic pvp battles where u can ride on the back of a giant spider and shoot flaming arrows at ur enemies!!!

    oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds??? all u have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics to find it!!!

    so come join us on dis server and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!!! who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new food allergy while ur at it!!!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • No Idea Where I Am Legacy: A Semi-Anarchy Server with No Coordinates, Elytra, or Resets! v1.21

    No Idea Where I Am Legacy: A Semi-Anarchy Server with No Coordinates, Elytra, or Resets! v1.21

    Minecraft Server: NoCoords Legacy

    IP Address nclegacy.net
    Discord Join Discord here

    NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla in order to improve game balance.

    Adjustments include:

    • Coordinates are disabled.
    • Elytra are disabled.
    • End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
    • Phantom spawning is disabled.
    • Nether roof void damage is enabled.

    Rules are minimal and there to ensure that the game remains fun and safe for all players.

    Basic Rules:

    • No Cheating
    • No Exploiting
    • No Bigotry
    • No Doxxing/Harassment

    More clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I use coordinates on this server? No, coordinates are disabled on NoCoords Legacy to add a challenge to gameplay.
    Are elytra allowed? No, elytra are disabled on this server.
    What happens if I break an end crystal or explode a bed? Don’t worry, they do no damage to players or structures on this server.
    Can I spawn phantoms by not sleeping? Phantom spawning is disabled on NoCoords Legacy.
    Is nether roof void damage enabled? Yes, on this server nether roof void damage is enabled.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 29

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

    Blocky Beats Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old music? Look no further, because our server has the most epic tunes that will make you feel like you’re in a rave party with creepers and zombies! Our music is so lit, even Notch himself would be jealous.

    Join our server and experience the magical world of blocky beats and pixelated jams. Our music will make you want to dance like a villager on a Sunday morning. Plus, rumor has it that listening to our music will give you superpowers in the game. You’ll be able to mine diamonds with your eyes closed and build a castle in seconds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and groove your way to victory! Just be warned, once you hear our music, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a siren’s song, but instead of crashing your ship, it’ll just make you build even cooler stuff in Minecraft.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Libtards In Minecraft SMP

    Libtards In Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of dealing with boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses to a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, our players’ creativity knows no bounds.

    And if you’re looking for some spicy drama, look no further than our chat. You’ll never know what kind of wild conspiracy theories or heated debates about the best way to build a house you’ll stumble upon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    CousinCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any slacking like Karly! Looking for a place to escape the drama and demands of entitled cousins? Look no further!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of tackling challenges on your own, just like you should in college. No on-demand tutors here, just good old-fashioned hard work and determination.

    Don’t worry, we won’t send you pictures of homework and demand answers in two hours. We believe in independence and self-reliance, just like a true Minecraft warrior.

    So if you’re tired of entitled cousins and their ridiculous demands, join our server and show Karly that you can handle anything thrown your way, without needing constant hand-holding. Plus, we have virtual snacks! Join now and leave the drama behind.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NoBroKidsAllowedMC

    NoBroKidsAllowedMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life family drama and build your own virtual paradise!

    Join us for a chance to create your dream world without any pesky relatives crashing on your virtual couch. No need to worry about childproofing your pixelated palace or sharing your limited space with unexpected guests.

    Explore our server and let your creativity run wild as you build epic structures and embark on thrilling adventures. Leave the guilt-tripping and family drama behind as you immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your hard work.

    So come join us and leave the real world chaos behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only family drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide who gets the last diamond block!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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