Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Star Shards Collected: 223
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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