GFsFriendAvoiderMC

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Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

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Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Crops Grown:	5154	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	218	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyCrafterz – Where Nerissa Ravencroft Rules the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, as our official mascot! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We’ve had streams that will make your jaw drop, from Jackbox HoloEN collabs to “Space Jam” watchalongs at Bijou’s birthday. And let’s not forget about the time we had a WolfQuest collab with the Twilight gang – it was pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all – we also have epic cover songs that will blow your mind. From Jewelbird’s cover of VIVINOS to Nerissa’s rendition of Nakashima Mika’s “Yuki no Hana,” our server is a musical paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the Demon of Sound herself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

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Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchantments Applied:	227
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Booty Builders: Crafting with a Side of Innuendo

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds, so saddle up and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that a group of friendly creepers guard the entrance, ready to party with anyone brave enough to join them.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little fun, that is.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	874	Farms Harvested:	229
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Colonials

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a pig through the streets of our virtual world, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players can compete in a taco-eating contest to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why are Americans like this? Because we know how to have a good time on our server like no one else! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

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Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minecraft Mayhem: Mungus Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to blast off into a whole new dimension of fun with Amongus Niggers IFZQPG! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where they danced the night away with creepers and skeletons. It was a night they would never forget!

But that’s not all! On Amongus Niggers IFZQPG, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly llama beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join Amongus Niggers IFZQPG today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Chaos: Where the only way is up… or down… or sideways… who knows?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the craziest way possible!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs have formed an alliance and are plotting to take over the world of Minecraft. Will you join forces with them or fight against their evil plans? The choice is yours, but be warned – it’s only going to get even worse!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and culture. Will you be able to crack the code and become their llama whisperer? Only time will tell!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s going to be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	9617
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Bonanza: The Stroking Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.