Looking for a wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – my girlfriend’s tits! That’s right, you heard me. We love to share her pics as our usual catchphrase, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Superflat

    Superflat

    Join an exciting and unique superflat survival world where you can team up with friends or go solo in a challenging environment! Build, explore, and survive on vast, flat lands with limited resources, pushing your creativity and survival skills to the limit. Our server features an intuitive claims system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from griefers and giving you the freedom to focus on building and collaborating with others. Whether you’re expanding your own base or trading with other players, the superflat terrain offers a fresh twist on survival gameplay. Invite your friends, secure your land, and thrive together in a new and exciting survival experience!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Emeralds Found: 2688

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • RebellNation

    RebellNation

    Join the Rebell Nation Minecraft server and Discord community for an unparalleled gaming experience! Immerse yourself in a vibrant, welcoming environment where creativity thrives and friendships blossom. Our unique events, engaging quests, and active community ensure there’s always something exciting to do. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a supportive group ready to help you grow and explore. Connect with fellow rebels, share your adventures, and be part of something special [​Optifine is Optional] [[[​Join the discord to download the necessary requirements]]]

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Overview

    Like many others, CodsallCraft is a favourite version among players for its simplicity and nostalgia. The server is a pure SMP server where players can build a small community together. Griefing and stealing are not allowed and will result in a ban. The server is currently looking for 5-15 like-minded individuals, aged 18 and above, to join and play this nostalgic version.

    Join Us

    If you are interested in joining, please PM the server owner on the Minecraft forums or add them on Discord @qourtenay before trying to join the server.

    Server IP

    IP: CodsallCraft.com

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How many players are you looking for? The server is looking for 5-15 players to join.
    What is the age requirement? Players must be 18 years old or above to join.
    Are griefing and stealing allowed? No, griefing and stealing are bannable offences on the server.
    Can players from outside the UK join? Players from outside the UK may be accepted depending on time zones, but ideally, all players should be in the same or similar time zone.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server

    Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no one to talk to except for the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we have a thriving community of players who actually want to chat and have a good time.

    Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us every now and then. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the villagers.

    So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re the only one posting in the chat? Join us and become part of a hilarious and lively community that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Void Armor Forged: 23

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big

    Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic rise of Afa Jr, the WWE job guy who never made it big time! Born in Connecticut with a silver spoon in his mouth, Afa Jr is determined to make a name for himself in the world of Minecraft. Will he conquer the land with his silver spoon? Will he finally achieve greatness and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join now to find out and be a part of this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and silver spoons!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

    Our server is so wild, we had a full-time maid who quit because she couldn’t handle the drama! She was always late, which made one player’s wife lose her mind. Now, the player’s wife is mad at him for taking the maid’s side. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Join our server for the most outrageous stories and drama you’ve ever seen. Who needs TV when you have our server for entertainment? Plus, we have amazing builds and a friendly community to keep you entertained for hours on end. Come join the chaos today!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

    DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

    We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP

    RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP
    Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

    Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • AnnoyinglyNiceCraft

    AnnoyinglyNiceCraft
    Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • DragonCraft Minecraft Server

    DragonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u, yeah u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u better cuz we got a mystery goin on dat u gotta solve! sum dragon’s teeth keep poppin up in russia’s kursk and we think it’s cuz of saboteurs! but don’t worry, u can help us figger it out while buildin epic bases and fightin off creepers! join now for a chance to be a hero and save da day! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake at spawn? yeah, u heard right, free cake! so what r u waitin for? join now and let’s solve dis mystery together!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • GazaAidCrisisCraft

    GazaAidCrisisCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than US giving Israel 30 days to fix Gaza aid crisis! we got weapons, we got supply, we got it all! join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares, it’s just a game, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s build some crazy stuff and have a blast!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Aetherial Minecraft

    Aetherial Minecraft

    Come Explore the Unparalleled World of Our Server! Get ready for an unprecedented adventure! Our server offers an exclusive RANK system that challenges you to reach the top. Immerse yourself in nostalgia with OldPvP, while enjoying the new features in version 1.21.1. Not only that, EliteMobs adds an extra layer of challenge and fun! * MaxLv 200: Reach maximum level and prove your worth! * PvP Arena: Face other players in epic battles. * Clan: Join a community of fearless warriors and conquer new territories. * Hunguer Games: Survive, hunt and be the last one standing. Dungeons: Explore mysterious dungeons full of dangers. Story Mode: Immerse yourself in an engaging plot rich in challenges. Don’t miss your chance to be part of a vibrant community and experience epic battles, exciting adventures, and more. Join us now and start your legendary journey!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • DrowPrison

    DrowPrison

    DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Basketcase Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are ‘enhanced’ – plus immersive quests, jobs, and advanced enchantments!

    Basketcase Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are ‘enhanced’ – plus immersive quests, jobs, and advanced enchantments!
    Server URL
    Java mc.bucketry.net
    Bedrock mc.bucketry.net:19132

    Overview:

    Are you ready to immerse yourself in a world that’s more than just blocks? Whether you’re a builder, a warrior, or a farmer, Bucketry offers an experience like no other. Step into a world of adventure, creation, and community.

    What Makes Bucketry Different?

    • Custom Quests and Ranks with Purpose
    • Create Powerful Gear with Unique Enchantments
    • Choose Your Path—Master Professions and Skills
    • Build and Defend Your Kingdom
    • Farming, Mining, and Fishing Like Never Before
    • Discover Hidden Treasures and Epic Loot
    • Create a Thriving Economy

    What Will You Experience?

    • Community-Driven Events
    • Epic Quests with Real Stories
    • Master Your Resources, Maximize Your Time

    FAQ:

    Q: What makes Bucketry’s quests different?

    A: Quests in Bucketry are not just side tasks. They are part of your story, providing meaningful rewards, lore, and progression through ranks.

    Q: Are there custom enchantments available?

    A: Yes, there are hundreds of unique enchantments for armor and weapons to fit your playstyle.

    Q: Can I choose a profession?

    A: Yes, you can master professions like building, fighting, farming, and fishing to unlock new potential.

    Q: Can I design and expand my kingdom?

    A: Yes, you can build and defend your kingdom with custom tools and command mighty creatures to help you.

    Q: Are there enhanced farming, mining, and fishing systems?

    A: Yes, these systems in Bucketry offer new challenges and rewards to keep you engaged.

    Q: Is there a custom currency system?

    A: Yes, you can manage your own shops, trade with others, and establish wealth and influence in the economy.

    Begin Your Adventure Today – Bucketry Minecraft is more than just a game—it’s a world waiting for you to leave your mark. Build, explore, and challenge yourself alongside a thriving community. The possibilities are endless, and your journey starts now.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server

    Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining away in Minecraft with no end goal in sight? Join our server and rest assured that you are working towards an afterlife in paradise! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that all players will be rewarded with eternal happiness and diamond armor in the afterlife. Don’t let the uncertainty of life get you down, join us and start building your way to paradise today!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2634 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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