| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5835 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6124 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
german server
mc.german-mine.net
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5986 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5929 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8543 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 289 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?
So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7859 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6141 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7606 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5110 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 51 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Votes: | 5575 |
| Crops Grown: | 6545 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 4385 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Magic Items Found: | 3023 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4931 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 181 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 4917 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 3021 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8155 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6984 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 123 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5714 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2423 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2323 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 343 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 6556 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9196 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2249 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 791 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
