Geopol NWO | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	791	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magic Items Found:	2087	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Geopol: New World Order Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you like Map Games, Paradox Games, HOI4, EU4, Politics, and History, this server is for you. Geopol: New World Order is a Modded Earth Server set in the modern era with pre-claimed nations and various features like politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, roleplay, building, and PVP.
Server Features	Economy Immersive Vehicles Mekanism Thermal Series Immersive Engineering TACZ Timeless and Classics Guns Small Ships Recruits – Workers Many Food/Agriculture Mods Many Building Mods Fossils & Archaeology

Useful Links

View Modlist: Modlist
Map with Claims on Dynmap: Dynmap
Minecraft Server IP Address: geopolnwo.minecraft.bz
Server and Modpack Information on Discord Server: Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is Geopol: New World Order?	It is a Modded Earth Server set in the modern era with pre-claimed nations and features like politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, roleplay, building, and PVP.
What are some of the server features?	Some features include economy, immersive vehicles, Mekanism, Thermal Series, Immersive Engineering, TACZ Timeless and Classics Guns, Small Ships, Recruits, Food/Agriculture Mods, Building Mods, and Fossils & Archaeology.
Where can I find the Modlist?	You can view the Modlist here.
How can I access the Dynmap with claims?	You can visit the Dynmap with claims here.
What is the Minecraft Server IP Address?	The Minecraft Server IP Address is geopolnwo.minecraft.bz.
Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?	You can find more information on our Discord Server here.

Whispered Windrifts 1.21

ANONYMOUS, awkward, behind, childish, Discreet, EMBARRASSMENT, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Mischief, prank, secret, Sitting, smell, social faux pas, teasing, whispered, Windrifts

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of insanity!

We got pigs flying through the air, creepers breakdancing to dubstep, and villagers trading diamonds for rotten flesh because they’re on some weird diet!

And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in shades of purple!

Plus, our mods are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right, like turning all the chickens into mini Godzilla monsters or making the sun rise in the west just for kicks!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for my farts, they’re deadly weapons of mass destruction!

VacayVeto Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, credit card debt, cruise disappointment, Europe trip, family conflicts, family drama, financial struggles, Guilt, job interviews, Job Opportunities, Latin America cruise, Minecraft, missed opportunities, parental disappointment, parental expectations, savings depletion, Server, sibling dynamics, student loans, unemployment, vacation stress, VacayVeto, wasting money

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Void Armor Forged:	21
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3064
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old cruises and ready for an adventure of a lifetime? Join our Minecraft server for the wildest virtual vacation experience ever!

Imagine this: you’re sailing through the pixelated seas of Latin America on a 14-day cruise, all expenses paid. But wait, there’s a twist! You’re also on a mission to find hidden treasures and battle virtual pirates along the way. Who needs Europe when you have this epic journey ahead of you?

But that’s not all – we also offer job interviews on the high seas! Connect to our server from anywhere in the world and show off your building skills while impressing potential employers. Who knew Minecraft could help you land your dream job?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring vacations and hello to endless fun and excitement. Your mom may be mad, but she’ll understand once she sees the amazing adventures awaiting you in our Minecraft world. See you there!

SisBoyfNoContriKick LOL

aita, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication Issues, Decision making, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, kicking out, living arrangement, living situation, lol, long-term consequences, not contributing, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, setting boundaries, shared expenses, SisBoyfNoContriKick, sister’s boyfriend, support system

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	882	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	559
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that values independence and financial responsibility? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of pulling your own weight, just like this player did when they kicked out their sister’s freeloading boyfriend. Join us and show off your self-sufficiency skills by building your own empire and thriving without relying on handouts from others. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a chest as a reward for your hard work! So come join us and prove that you’ve got what it takes to survive and thrive in the wild world of Minecraft.

UnbelievableCraft

BIZARRE, craziest thing, eXtraordinary, Inexplicable, jaw-dropping, mind-boggling, odd, out of this world, Real Life, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable events, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable sightings, unbelievable stories, UnbelievableCraft, Unexplainable, witnessed

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of trying to convince people of the wild things you’ve seen in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience even crazier things that will make your real life stories seem tame in comparison!

Join our server and witness flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers that break out into the latest Minecraft dance craze. You’ll never have to worry about anyone doubting your stories again because the things you’ll see on our server will make your real life experiences seem like a walk in the park.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can have all the craziness and fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

AggroCraft Minecraft Server

aggressor, AggroCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, G7 statement, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, media report, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, un resolution, united nations, US, world news

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Potions Brewed:	171	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the UN trying to condemn russia! we don’t label anyone as aggressors, we just let the creepers do their thing and blow stuff up. the US is too scared to sponsor us because they know we’re too wild for them. G7 can’t handle our chaotic energy, they’re too busy arguing about who gets the last diamond in the mine. come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy world!

MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crops Grown:	1015
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.

And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!

MineCrafty Brain Boost

active living, Aging population, Boost, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia prevention, exercise guidelines, Follow-up study, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, long term benefits, lower risk, Memory Loss, mental health, minecrafty, moderate exercise, neurological disorders, physical activity, public health, research findings, vigorous exercise

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never develop dementia cuz you’ll be too busy crafting and mining for diamonds! our players have reported a 99% decrease in forgetfulness and a 100% increase in epic gaming skills after just one week on our server. plus, our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about the real world and never want to leave. join now and say goodbye to dementia forever!

HumbleCraft

brilliant builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond fortune, Events, Fresh Season, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mayor, Mods, new season, redstone engineers, rules, shopping district, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, voice chat, world, youtube video

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchantments Applied:	259	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Server Name	HumbleCraft
Server Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Player Age Requirement	18+

Overview:

HumbleCraft is an 18+ Minecraft SMP server with a small but active community from around the world. The server is vanilla with selected data packs and mods for an enhanced gameplay experience.

What to Expect:

Welcoming community
Thriving shopping district
Exciting gaming district
Player-driven lore and events

Join Requirements:

Must be over 18 years old and a decent person. Discord is required for server communication and voice chat is a bonus. Full rules available on Discord server.

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above.

Q: What mods and data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses mods like single player sleep, more mob heads, armour statues, custom item models, etc.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by following the invitation link on the Discord server and meeting the age requirements.

Q: Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

A: Yes, please refer to the Discord server for a full list of rules and guidelines for the server.

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mines Excavated:	4529	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Votes:	7309	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mines Excavated:	2586	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Rainbows Spotted:	8

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	12

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.