GeoMineLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WalkOfShameCraft

aita, Cooking, Dinner, enjoy cooking, friendship, frozen pizza, Harsh, Hosting, Humiliation, insult, Meal, overreacted, Petty, prepping, Professional Chef, Seasoning, takeout, walk home, WalkOfShameCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Are you tired of hosting dinner parties for ungrateful guests like Mark? Join our Minecraft server where you can kick out anyone who insults your virtual cooking skills! No more frozen pizza comments here, only fun and supportive players who appreciate your in-game culinary creations. Plus, if someone tries to walk home in the game, we’ll teleport them back to you just for laughs. Don’t let the Marks of the world bring you down, come join us for a deliciously good time!

InsecurityCraft SMP

abandonment, biggest insecurity, body image issues, comparison, criticism, fear of failure, fear of rejection, imposter syndrome, inadequacy, InsecurityCraft, intimacy issues, lack of confidence, overthinking, perfectionism, public speaking, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, smp, social anxiety, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Items Found:	2821
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and build giant statues of llamas. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, right? And the best part is, everyone on the server wears pink tutus on Wednesdays. It’s like a fashion show every week, I swear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on a wild adventure together, dude! #MinecraftSMPGoals #TutuGang #ChickenWishes 🐔💎🦙

MineCraftMarathon

Burnout, career goals, Dedication, exhaustion, FATIGUE, hard work, job commitment, job satisfaction, labor hours, longest shift, MineCraftMarathon, Overtime, perseverance, productivity, time clock, Time management, work ethic, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Items Found:	8632
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Have you ever mined for diamonds for 24 hours straight? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and experience the thrill of working a 72-hour shift in the virtual mines, all while dodging creepers and zombies trying to steal your precious loot. Who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the longest shift of your life!

BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan

biden, BidenCraft, business deal, Decision making, Economy, foreign investment, global market, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese buyer, manufacturing sector, national security, Politics, presidential action, protectionism, sale, Steel, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel, united states

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6139	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

so u know this server is like the biden of minecraft servers, blocking all the haters and keeping it real with U.S. steel. we don’t mess around with those japanese buyers tryna take over our land. come join us and be part of the resistance against foreign invaders! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that sticks together like steel beams. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s as tough as biden himself? come on, join us and let’s show those japanese buyers who’s boss!

Zombie Mind Blocker Server

anxiety, Blocker, brain activity, brain health, brain regions, cognitive function, cognitive processing, deficits, depression, emotional well being, insomnia, mental clarity, mental disorders, mental health problems, mental resilience, Mind, poor sleep, psychological well-being, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, Stress Management, unwanted thoughts, zombie

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3012	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	120	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	1272
Players Killed by Monsters:	7879	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6751
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	151

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Towns Built:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

Players:	99/100	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0