so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ores Mined: 3921 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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