so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 6497 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
Herobrine Sightings: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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