so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Love Letters Sent: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 26 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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