Gempers Place

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

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Forever Chem FunCraft

Brain, chem.., Chemicals, discovery, Environmental, findings, forever chemicals, funcraft, health, Implications, investigation, molecular clues, nervous system, neurotoxic effects, perfluorinated alkyl substances, Pollution, polyfluorinated alkyl substances, research, Science, study, Toxicity, Toxins

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	120837	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so, like, u know those forever chemicals that sound all fancy and stuff? well, turns out they can mess with ur brain, like, big time. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we found a way to, like, make them fun! join our minecraft server and u can, like, build a whole world out of forever chemicals! it’s, like, totally safe and definitely won’t turn u into a mutant or anything. plus, u get to, like, battle other players with forever chemical weapons and ride forever chemical-powered unicorns. it’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. so, like, come join us and let’s get weird with forever chemicals!

We kindly ask you to join the Hardcsorsurvival Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, challenge, Community, gameplay, Gaming, Hardcore, Hardcsoresurvival, INTENSE, Join, lags, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3899
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

: Complete Anarchy, no rules, admins, lags.

Hardrssurvival.aternos.me:33992

Crafty Cheers Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, celebration, Champion, cheers, cheers to that, Crafty, elation, exultation, good times, Happiness, hooray, joy, jubilation, Land, Party, positive vibes, success, toast, triumphant, Victorious, Victory, winning, winning moment

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Animals Bred:	178	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Yo, bros, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something – we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box! And our mobs? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius! Plus, our builds are so epic, they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer this pixelated world together! We won. Cheers!

NoMicrowaveMinecraftSMP

American homes, American lifestyle, common items, everyday items, home accessories, home amenities., home comforts, Home decor, home essentials, home furnishings, household goods, household items, interior design, missing appliances, missing furniture, missing items, modern homes, NoMicrowaveMinecraftSMP, traditional homes, unique homes, Unique possessions

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ores Mined:	3883
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, dude. You gotta join because we have, like, a secret underground base full of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret room full of rare loot that only the chosen ones can access. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles we have every Saturday night. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with creepers instead of tributes.

So, like, if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience with a side of insanity, you gotta join our server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyConfidence

anxiety, Confidence, coping mechanisms, CraftyConfidence, emotional well being, Insecurity, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming insecurity, personal development, positive thinking, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-validation, support system, Therapy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and never feel insecure again! Our community of pro players will make you feel like a Minecraft god in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who will grant you magical powers if you prove yourself worthy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend!

GeneCraft NeuroToxicity Server

brain health, Chemicals, contamination, DNA damage, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, gene expression, GeneCraft, Genes, genetic effects, neurological disorders, Neurotoxicity, PFAS, Pollution, public health, research, scientific discovery, scientists, Server, study, toxic substances

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Magic Items Found:	4424
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists up in here identifyin’ 11 genes affected by PFAS, like whaaat?! dat’s sum next level shiz right there. u wanna shed some light on neurotoxicity while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers? dis da place to be, fam. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat make u fly like a freakin’ dragon. ain’t no other server like dis, so join now before da government shuts us down for bein’ too lit. let’s get weird, y’all! 🤪🔥🧪

What are Minecraft servers like GunkCraft ?

#youtube, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, MCMMO, Plugins, PvP, Slimefun4, Store, support server, Survival, tiktok, vanilla minecraft, version 1.20.4, warzone

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6476	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Some similar Minecraft servers to GunkCraft include:

1. MagicCraft – This server offers a unique twist on survival gameplay with magic-themed plugins and a friendly community. With custom spells, quests, and events, MagicCraft provides an immersive experience similar to GunkCraft . 2. SkyLegends – If you enjoy a skyblock experience, SkyLegends is a server worth checking out. With custom islands, challenges, and a competitive community, SkyLegends brings a fresh take on the classic skyblock gameplay seen in GunkCraft . 3. PixelPunchers – For players who love minigames and PvP, PixelPunchers is a server that delivers. With a wide range of custom minigames, arenas, and competitive events, PixelPunchers offers an action-packed experience reminiscent of the Warzone in GunkCraft . 4. MythicalRealms – This server focuses on roleplaying and immersive storytelling, perfect for players who enjoy a more narrative-driven experience. With custom quests, factions, and a dedicated community, MythicalRealms offers a gameplay style similar to the questing elements in GunkCraft . 5. UltraCraft – Combining elements of survival, creative building, and minigames, UltraCraft is a versatile server that caters to a variety of playstyles. With a strong emphasis on community interaction and player-driven events, UltraCraft offers a dynamic experience comparable to the features found in GunkCraft .

Whether you’re looking for magic-themed survival, skyblock challenges, PvP action, roleplaying adventures, or a mix of gameplay styles, these similar Minecraft servers provide plenty of options for players seeking experiences like GunkCraft . Explore these servers to find your next favorite Minecraft community and enjoy the unique features they have to offer.

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Stack of Grass

GRASS, Modded, Stack

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6981
Emeralds Found:	1964	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server

Overview:

Player Base	Whitelisted server for players 18+ looking for a chill ambiance.
Gameplay	Server offers a “Vanilla+++” experience with added Mods for enhanced building and adventuring.
Commands	Players have access to /home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands.
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat for communication and rewards for town building.

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Visit the discord server and follow the application process.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The main feature mods are “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture” along with QoL mods.

Q: Are there scripted dungeons on the server?

A: Yes, admins add scripted dungeons with rewards upon completion.

Q: Is there a mic requirement for the proximity voice chat?

A: Having a mic is a plus for ease of communication in-game.

Q: How long has this season been running?

A: The season started in early April 2024.

Enchanted Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, Echoes, Enchanted, Relationship Humor Love Laughter Romance Connection Communication Intimacy Affection Happiness Joy Funny Jokes Emotional Bonding Infatuation Smiles Feelings Chemistry Adoration

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Potions Brewed:	51	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, when you’re on this server, the mobs are so into you that they just burst into laughter every time you say something! It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and skeletons! Who wouldn’t want to join a server where even the zombies think you’re hilarious? Get in on the fun and join now!

RoleModelCraft

admirable qualities, Character development, empowerment, Ethics, guidance, influential figure, inspiration, Integrity, leadership, male role model, mentor, Mentorship, moral compass, motivation, positive influence, positive role model, Role Model, RoleModelCraft, success, VALUES, Young men

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5981
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8833
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8364

Are you tired of boring old role models like Superman or Captain America? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and follow in the footsteps of our fearless leader, Steve the Block Breaker. He’s the ultimate role model for young men, teaching valuable life lessons like how to survive in a world full of creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman Army, a group of swine warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their bacon. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and claim the title of Pigman King.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the world’s largest diamond mine. Dive deep into the earth and uncover riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs a role model when you can be a diamond-studded warrior instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become the ultimate role model for young men everywhere. Steve the Block Breaker is waiting for you!

Elon’s Lies vs Starmer’s Blocks

Attacks, Backlash, blocks, controversy, criticism, criticism from public, elon musk, Elons, leader, Lies, Media, Misinformation, News, Politics, public figure, response, social media, Starmer, Starmers, Statement, Technology, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5169	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

so, like, you know that one time when elon musk was all like “yo, this server sucks” and then keir starmer was all like “nah bro, this server is the bomb diggity”? well, that’s the kind of drama you can expect on this cray cray minecraft server.

join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. we’ve got unicorns roaming the land, dragons breathing fire, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players know about.

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends for life and enemies for eternity. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why even elon musk can’t resist the lure of this epic minecraft server.

Milk to Blocks: Aussie Farm Crisis

adaptation strategies, agricultural diversification, agricultural resilience, agriculture, alternative enterprises, Aussie, Australian dairy farmers, blocks, climate change, climate impacts, Crisis, dairy industry, economic challenges, environmental sustainability, Farm, Farming, financial pressures, industry trends, labour shortages, milk, rising costs, rural communities, sustainable practices, sustainable transition support, workforce issues

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Farms Harvested:	985	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26

so, like, u ever wanted to milk cows in minecraft but then u heard about this server where u can do WAY more than just milk cows? like, u can have a whole farm with like, chickens and pigs and stuff. but get this, u can also have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers.

this server is so cool cuz it’s like, all about sustainability and stuff. like, we’re helping australian dairy farmers find new ways to make money cuz apparently it’s hard for them right now. so, by joining our server, u can help save the dairy farmers AND have a super fun time playing minecraft.

plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and stuff. u have to find the secret entrance by solving riddles and stuff. it’s so cool, u won’t believe it.

so, come join our server and be a part of something amazing. u won’t regret it, i promise.

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Discord, discovery, exclusive community, FANTASY, Immersive, Journey, landscapes, mettle, Minecraft, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, Realms, Server, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Server Overview
🔮 Unveil the Mysteries
Dare to step into a Minecraft realm like never before. This isn’t just a realm; it’s an immersive journey where untold mysteries await your exploration.
🏰 Realm Secrets:
– 🌌 Traverse through landscapes that hold secrets yet to be unveiled.
– 🏛️ Craft majestic structures that reflect your unique vision.
– ⚔️ Embark on daring quests and conquer challenges that test your mettle.
– 🎭 Immerse yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.
Ready for the extraordinary?

Realms
Jk Realm 1 : VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2 : YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3 : zNqwg5mGFAg

Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️ https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply enter one of the realm codes provided above in your Minecraft game.

Q: Is there a cost to join the server?

A: No, the server is free to join.

Q: Are there specific rules for the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s discord community for more information on the rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and embark on adventures together.

Q: What kind of activities can I expect on the server?

A: You can expect to explore mysterious landscapes, craft unique structures, embark on quests, and immerse yourself in a realm of fantasy and reality.

Q: How can I report an issue or concern on the server?

A: If you encounter any issues or have concerns while on the server, please reach out to the server moderators via the discord community for assistance.

Familiar Feline Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal, cat, Curiosity, cute, deja vu, Familiar, Feline, Land, look, Memory, Mysterious, odd, perplexing, pet, recognition, resemblance, Similarity, strange, Uncanny, Whiskers, why

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you question reality. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you see a cat that looks strangely familiar. Is it a sign from the Minecraft gods? Join our server to uncover the mystery of the familiar cat and unlock secret powers beyond your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

DivorceCraft: AITAH Edition

AITAH, Apology, asking for divorce, baby trapping, Communication, divorce decision., DivorceCraft, Edition, family dinner, Grief, Hospital, in-laws, infertility, man cave, misscarriage, misunderstanding, Nursery, Pregnancy, Support, Sympathy, video games, WiFi

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Towns Built:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of drama in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing is epic builds and pixelated pigs!

Join us for a drama-free zone where you can build your dream nursery without any man caves getting in the way. Our server has the best wifi for all your gaming needs, so you can play for hours without interruption – unlike poor Jake.

Forget about baby trapping accusations and family dinners filled with awkward glances. On our server, the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is any doubts about having a great time. And if things get too intense, you can always yell “I want a divorce” to your pixelated spouse – no tears necessary!

So hop on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs in-laws when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?