Gaylords R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	178

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchantments Applied:	118	Zombie Dances:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

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Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mines Excavated:	4092
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Animals Bred:	126	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MOOville Snapcraft

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

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Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

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Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Burger Delivery

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Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Villages Defended:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3098
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Towns Built:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1478	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2