Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re like a visual novel, but with blocks and creepers instead of cute anime girls. Join us for a wild ride filled with English-translated Japanese visual novels and discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon on speed!
Looking for trouble with your VN? We’ve got you covered! Just follow our simple steps, like being in Japanese locale and reading the Readme (who reads those anyway, right?). And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best!
But wait, there’s more! Need a novel with a specific element? We’ve got a whole library of VNs to choose from, so you can find exactly what you’re looking for. And if you’re feeling lost, our FAQs, Recommendations, and Other Useful Things will steer you in the right direction faster than a minecart on a track.
So why wait? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible, and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Previous players have described our server as “mind-blowing,” “life-changing,” and “I can’t believe I spent 10 hours straight playing here.” Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the adventure begin!
Are you tired of being just another forgotten player in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make you feel like the true legend you are! Join us and go from the MC of Myth to the MC of Madness!
Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs at your enemies.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the Minecraft hero you were always meant to be!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with kacap subhumans? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Minecraft players seeking refuge from the kacap invasion!
Join us for epic battles against the kacap subhumans, where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend our virtual world from their ridiculous antics. But beware, these kacap subhumans are not your average Minecraft mobs – they have mastered the art of trolling and will stop at nothing to disrupt your gameplay.
But fear not, for our server is equipped with the latest anti-kacap technology, including special weapons and armor to help you in your quest to rid our world of these pesky creatures. So come join us and show those kacap subhumans who’s boss in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Are you tired of being stood up on your birthday? Do you want to celebrate in style without the drama? Then join our Minecraft server where we throw the craziest virtual birthday parties! No more waiting for hours at a fancy restaurant only to be left alone and crying. On our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will actually show up and celebrate with you!
Forget about real-life disappointments and join us for a virtual birthday extravaganza. Our pixelated parties are so lit, even your mom will want to join in (and she won’t bail on you at the last minute, we promise). Say goodbye to ruined makeup and hello to a world where your birthday dreams come true. Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let the good times roll!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all the dads out there, even the ones who don’t want to celebrate! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and drama, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.
On our server, you can expect crazy surprises like refusing to open gifts, making sweet videos that go unwatched, and even getting berated for showing love in your own way. Who needs quality time with family when you can have quality time with us, right?
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you feel like you’re sitting in a car in a Walgreens parking lot with a roll of tissue paper for your tears and runny nose, then look no further! Join us for a wild adventure of emotional rollercoasters and questionable love languages. Remember, on this server, being fake is the new real.
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and mundane gameplay? Look no further, because our server is anything but ordinary!
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional exploding chicken). Our server is like a virtual circus, with crazy events happening every day. From pig races to llama fashion shows, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance-offs for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to prank with exploding cakes.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Come join the madness and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of Reddit)!
Are you tired of boring old cities with their pesky rules and regulations? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and live in our wacky, wild city where anything goes!
Picture this: you’re walking down the street and suddenly a herd of llamas come galloping by, followed by a parade of dancing pigs. Need a break from city life? Just hop on a flying pig and soar through the skies!
But that’s not all – our city is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch. And don’t worry about food, our city is filled with magical trees that grow pizza slices and ice cream cones!
So why settle for a boring old city when you can join us and live in the craziest, most exciting place on Earth (or Minecraft)! Join now and let the adventure begin!
omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest blocky dreams! we got pigs that fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes! plus, our diamond mines are so rich, u gonna be rollin in bling bling like a minecraft rapper!
but wait, there’s more! we have secret dungeons filled with treasure, where u can battle zombie unicorns and skeleton ninjas! and don’t even get me started on our epic pvp battles, where u can show off ur mad skills and dominate the competition like a boss!
so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the most lit minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it! #blocklife #minecraftmadness #creepercomedy
so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is so epic, even jens stoltenberg from nato is talkin’ about it! they wanna put nuclear weapons on standby just to protect the awesomeness of our server, can you believe it? like, who needs nukes when you got creepers and zombies to worry about, right? come join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft experience ever! plus, if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil ender dragon. yea, we got flying pigs, no big deal. so what are you waiting for? join now before jens stoltenberg nukes us all!
yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where the creepers be creepin and the zombies be zombin! we got diamonds for days and pigs that fly, literally!
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became invincible. they went on to defeat the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a potato. true story, bro.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a hot tub? yeah, you heard me right. come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser. because who doesn’t love tacos while mining for diamonds, amirite?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, you won’t regret it. creeper high fives for everyone!
Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We ain’t just building blocks here, we creating a subcellular-resolution human brain cell atlas! That’s right, you can examine the human brain in great detail while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.
Join us on this wild adventure where you can explore the depths of the human mind while also building epic structures and battling with your friends. Who knew that studying the brain could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?
So come on, join us on this insane journey and become a part of the most unique Minecraft server around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece. Let’s get brainy and blocky at the same time!
Biomes O Plenty, Tropicraft, Ad Astra, Twilight Forest, The Aether
Alex Mob & Alex Cave
Valkyrien Skies & Eureka
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I created this server with friends but only 1 of them ever join consistently and it feels pretty lonely on here. The server is building oriented but there are magic and tech. I intend to preserve/save the world for a long time, with no reset, so all of the builds will last.
Several things to note:
No ban blocks
FTB Chunk claiming, with very high limits, but others can interact your claim area
Rules
No Griefing
No PvP without consent
Don’t overclaim chunks (chunk claiming are for FTB chunk loading)
I want to create a high level of trust between the players within the server.
Are you tired of boring old Father’s Day celebrations? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate in style! Instead of giving your dad a boring tie or socks, give him a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Watch as he battles a dragon with his bare hands and emerges victorious, all thanks to your epic building skills on our server. Who needs a BBQ when you can have a virtual feast fit for a king in our pixelated world? Join now and make Father’s Day one he’ll never forget!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of wool. Or how about building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive patches that include new mobs like flying pigs and talking creepers. And don’t forget to check out our character planners where you can create a warrior with diamond armor and a pet dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just remember the secret group password: erg. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of being judged for your picky eating habits? Do you dread going out to eat with friends because you know you’ll hate everything on the menu? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, we only serve virtual food that you can customize to your liking! No more avocados or meats you don’t enjoy – just delicious pixelated dishes that you can enjoy guilt-free.
Join our server and never worry about being called rude for refusing to eat again! Our community is full of picky eaters just like you, who understand the struggle of trying new foods and hating them. Plus, we have a special bread-only option for those days when you just can’t find anything else to eat.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and feast on a virtual buffet of customizable dishes. Who needs real food when you have pixelated perfection at your fingertips? Join now and say goodbye to food judgment forever!
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