Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

anger-inducing, Challenging, chance, Difficulty, frustrating, game design, Gaming, HACKING, infuriating, luck-based, madness, Minecraft, Minigame, password guessing, patience, Random, Ridiculous, rng, Server, skill, strategy, trial and error, UNFAIR

Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OpenDoorPoopCraft

bathroom, bodily functions, comfort, door open, Etiquette, freedom, habits, health, home, hygiene, mindfulness, Natural, OpenDoorPoopCraft, personal space, pooping, privacy, Relaxation, Release, satisfaction, self-care, stress relief

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pooping with the door open is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while sitting on the toilet in-game. It’s a multi-tasker’s dream come true!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, a mysterious figure who rules over all bathroom-related activities. Rumor has it that if you impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon toilets at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of pooping with the door open like never before!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

YemenWarzoneCraft

Air Force, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, Houthi, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Military operations, naval forces, Planes, regional tensions, Saudi Arabia, strike, Targets, US, Warships, Yemen, YemenWarzoneCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the US warships and planes striking Houthi targets in Yemen but with a twist – we use exploding chickens instead of missiles! watch as the chickens rain down on our enemies, causing chaos and destruction like you’ve never seen before. join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and unleash feathered fury on your foes. who needs real war when you can have exploding chickens in minecraft? join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious battles you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Get lost in FrontierSMP, where fishing is lit and farming is fire! Join us now!

Biomes, Bosses, challenge, Community, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Difficulty, Economy, Exploration, Farming, Fire, Fishing, FrontierSMP, Join, lit, Loot, Lost, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, smp, Structures, Survival, Teleporting, Towny, Vanilla

FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a community-driven focus. Challenge, community, and exploration are at the core of our server experience.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock edition?	Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.
Are there custom structures and loot on the server?	Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.
Is there a Towny system on the server?	Yes, Towny gameplay is a key focal point of the server experience.
Is the server economy balanced?	Yes, efforts have been made to balance the in-game economy.
Are there custom items available on the server?	Yes, there are custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.
Does the server have pay-to-win features?	No, the server does not promote pay-to-win gameplay.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

beauty standards, breaking norms, empowerment, feminism, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, ideal man, ideal woman, Individuality, Minecraft, modern ideals, perfect, Perfection, personal growth, PIXEL, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, traditional values

Are you tired of searching for your ideal Minecraft partner? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match! Our matchmaking algorithm is so advanced, it can even find your ideal woman or man based on your in-game building style and mining habits.

Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love nest together in the pixelated world. Who knows, you might even find yourself crafting a diamond ring and proposing in front of a herd of creepers! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Bored on a Saturday Night Minecraft SMP

alone, bored, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, film, Fun, Incredibly bored, leisure, Local cinema, Minecraft, Movie, movie night, night, night out, Popcorn, Recommendation, Relaxation, review, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, watch, weekend plans

Are you tired of watching boring movies at the local cinema? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated battle between a group of players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and another group riding pigs throwing explosive snowballs. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate flying carrot warrior?

So why waste your time watching a mediocre movie when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and create your own epic adventures? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockyBedBanter

10. dumb comments, 11. funny anecdotes, 12. silly slip-ups, 13. awkward situations, 14. ridiculous remarks, 15. embarrassing blunders, 16. funny memories, 17. silly mistakes, 18. cringe-worthy quotes, 19. awkward moments, 2. awkward conversations, 20. ridiculous conversations, 3. funny stories, 4. silly remarks, 5. cringe-worthy moments, 6. ridiculous statements, 7. awkward encounters, 8. hilarious mishaps, 9. embarrassing confessions, BlockyBedBanter, embarrassing moments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to have a laugh while building your dream castle or fighting off hordes of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. So come on, join us and see if you can make the cow laugh with your dumbest sex-related joke!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crops Grown:	5111

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

aircraft, airspace, Conflict, Defense, defense system, drone, Incident, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, prototype, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukrainian skies, UkrainianSkyWars, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

come join our epic minecraft server where russia shoots down their own drones in ukrainian skies for fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can pretend to be a russian pilot and take down your own drone while dodging enemy fire! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos of our server! trust us, it’s a blast!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, international relations, Meeting, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Plan, Politics, presentation, president, SECURITY, strategy, summit, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic minecraft server where the president of ukraine, zelenskiy, is like, gonna present this super cool ‘victory plan’ to all the players. and get this, he’s gonna team up with all the allies on the server to defeat the evil mobs and stuff.

like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? you get to fight alongside the president of a whole country and take down baddies together. plus, there’s gonna be like, special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even get a shoutout from zelenskiy himself.

so come on, join the fun and be a part of this epic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the president of ukraine. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5766

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Chip Beam Bio Tractor

beam, bio, biological applications, biological particles, biomedical devices, biomedical engineering, cell sorting, Chip, chip-based, Engineers, innovation, lab-on-a-chip, microfluidics, mit, nanotechnology, particle manipulation, particle separation, particle sorting, particles manipulation, research, Science, Technology, Tractor, tractor beam

come join our epic minecraft server where we use tractor beams to bring in all the mobs and players to our world! our engineers have created a chip that can attract all the biological particles in the game, making it the craziest and most chaotic server out there! imagine being pulled towards a creeper or a zombie, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and danger! come experience the thrill of being sucked into our world and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

InVictus: The Server Where Creepers Think Twice Before Blowing Up Your House

1.21.1, 9th season, blowing, Community, compatibility, CREEPERS, Difficulty, Discord, Fresh new, Gaming, House, Invictus, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, world

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋

We started our 9th season last month, with a fresh new world. It’s the perfect time to get involved!

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591

Discord Invite Link

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty

🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility

🔥 Custom Plugin Pack

✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)

🗺️ Viewable Dynmap

🔧 Vanilla Tweaks

👥 Community Events

🍺 Brewery & Alcohol

🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel

🏬 Player Shops

🔐 Lockable Chests

⭐️ Shooting Stars

🪑 Chairs & Sitting

➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is public and welcomes everyone.
What version is the server currently on?	The server is always updated to the latest version.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	7854	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	974
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

2060s, Advanced technology, brain analysis, brain imaging, crime scene investigation, crime solving, Daily, Futuristic technology, high-profile crimes, HimitsuCraft, investigation, Japan, Japan technology, memory analysis, MRI System, Mystery solving, neurotechnology, restricted technology, science fiction, Section Nine, Shenanigans, special police unit, visual memories

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The LOL System”! This revolutionary technology allows players to dive into the visual memories of their Minecraft characters, giving them a glimpse into their final moments before meeting a creeper or falling into lava.

Join us as we unravel the mysteries of our blocky world with the help of our special police unit, Section Nine. We investigate baffling crimes like stolen diamonds, missing villagers, and the mysterious disappearance of all the cake in the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncovering the secrets of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the truth behind that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of zombies. Let the adventure begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio

browser game, Creative Gaming, drawing challenge, Drawing game, family game night, fun game, Gaming Community, interactive game, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, online gaming, play with friends, PLAYS, saturday fun, sketching game, Skribblio, smp, Social gaming, virtual game night, word game, word guessing game, word puzzles

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a dream.

Need resources? Just ask our resident wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air (for a small fee of course). And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing spa day?

But wait, there’s more! Every Saturday, we host a skribbl.io tournament where the stakes are high and the drawings are questionable at best. So come join us for some Saturday fun and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

AITAH, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional impact, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, hospital visits, hurt feelings, long-term consequences, making waves, Minecraft, niece drama, parenting struggles, PeacefulKids, protecting children’s peace, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure!

Reasons to join: – Build a virtual family with other players who won’t ghost you or sneak around behind your back – No chronic illnesses here, just endless possibilities for creativity and exploration – Experience the joy of meeting virtual babies without the hassle of real-life drama – Play ball practice mini-games without missing out on precious family moments – Get revenge on your niece by building a giant statue of her and then blowing it up (just kidding… or are we?)

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5703	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GrudgeCraft2021

Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, emotional distress, ENTITLEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, favoritism, generational differences, GrudgeCraft2021, housing crisis, living arrangements, long-term relationships, parental favoritism, past grievances, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling rivalry, unresolved issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel pushed out like OP’s family home! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Looking for a place to call home? Look no further! Our server has plenty of room for everyone, unlike OP’s family home. We won’t make you sleep on a pull-out mattress on the floor, we’ll give you a cozy virtual bed to rest your blocky head.

Join our server and build your dream home without worrying about being kicked out in 28 days like OP’s apartment. We’ll make sure you have all the time you need to create the perfect pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about feeling immature or entitled here, on our server, everyone is welcome to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the crazy stories we make up about why you should join. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	New Chunks Explored:	724878

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Nightmares, nighttime anxiety, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep issues, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week in-game?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it that if you can tame the elusive “Creeper Unicorn,” it will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just blow up in your face).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will keep you up at night for all the right reasons!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9768	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mines Excavated:	3114	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	81
Divine Spears Created:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!