Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

    Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)
    Server Name Virtual Headquarters
    IP Address vhq.falixsrv.me

    Overview:

    Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

    We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

    Features:

    • Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
    • Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

    Community:

    Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

    How to Join:

    1. Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
    2. Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
    3. Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

    We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

    Happy crafting!

    • TeamVHQ

    vhq.falixsrv.me

    FAQ:

    How do I get whitelisted on the server?

    To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

    Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

    Can I use mods on the server?

    The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

    Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

    Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

    How often are there events on the server?

    Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Emeralds Found: 6599
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server

    Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Yes, you heard that right. A giant chicken wearing a crown. Only on our server, folks.

    And that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic volleyball tournaments you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for diamonds, the real competition is on the volleyball court. Who will be crowned the champion? Will it be Steve, the block-breaking warrior? Or maybe Alex, the fearless explorer? The stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all waiting for you on our server. See you there!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

    High School Dropout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

    Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL

    UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

    🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

    💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP

    AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the most awkward thing you’ll overhear is someone singing “Baby Shark” on repeat while trying to tame a wild llama with a rubber chicken. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyWebLinks

    CraftyWebLinks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of cake, swim in a pool of melted chocolate, and have a dance party with a group of friendly creepers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey you’ve ever been on! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73 Elemental Crystals Collected: 39
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

    GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady
    LOL, OKAY SO LIKE, THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE, JUST LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN WHO ESCAPED FROM GAZA, BUT INSTEAD OF ESCAPING, YOU’RE JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND IT’S LIKE BEING FREE AT LAST, BUT IN A BLOCKY WORLD.

    YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE THE ADVENTURES HERE ARE WILDER THAN THE ONES THIS WOMAN WENT THROUGH. LIKE, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE IN RAINBOWS AND DIAMONDS, AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA.

    ALSO, THE BUILDINGS HERE ARE MORE EPIC THAN THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. WE GOT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, A SKYSCRAPER THAT TOUCHES THE CLOUDS, AND A GIANT TOILET THAT FLUSHES YOU INTO A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR.

    SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE FREEDOM LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN, BUT IN A PIXELATED PARADISE, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER NOW. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Astro Dino Party: Nadir Crater

    Astro Dino Party: Nadir Crater
    u know that big asteroid that killed all them dinos? well turns out it had a lil buddy called nadir crater and it’s now a freaking minecraft server. join us if u wanna see some out-of-this-world builds and survive in a land where dinosaurs still roam. we got lava pits bigger than ur mom’s cooking pot and caves deeper than ur ex’s love for u. come on, be a dino-slayer and build ur own empire in this prehistoric paradise. trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a t-rex, but that’s just part of the fun). so what u waiting for? join nadir crater now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Farms Harvested: 988 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • mc.whis.pro Minecraft server

    mc.whis.pro Minecraft server

    Hello, I’m Alina. My boyfriend and I decided to open our own private vanila+ server with a comfortable and convenient game, without mods or lags. Here you will find interesting interlocutors and players, and you will also be able to take part in various events, and spend your time with pleasure!

    We are waiting for you and your friends on our unique server – Whis!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Potions Brewed: 101 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Filipin Man’s Minecraft Server

    Filipin Man’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living a boring life as a regular Filipino man? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be anything you want! Want to be a superhero? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Easy peasy. Want to build a giant hotdog house? Why not!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let your inner Filipino man run wild!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anime Adaptations Minecraft SMP

    Anime Adaptations Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of seeing American adaptations of anime where the cast looks nothing like the original characters? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Our server is like a wacky crossover episode where anime characters come to life in a blocky world. Join us and you might just run into Naruto building a ramen shop, Sailor Moon fighting creepers with her magical powers, or Goku challenging everyone to a mining competition. So if you’re a fan of anime and love a good laugh, come join us for some ridiculous adventures and maybe even find your own anime doppelganger along the way!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Star Shards Collected: 188
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • WeddingCraft2021

    WeddingCraft2021
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between Bill and his fiancée Amy.

    Bill, our beloved player, has a history more complicated than trying to navigate a maze in the Nether. His family dynamics are more tangled than a bunch of tangled redstone wires. But fear not, because you, yes YOU, have been invited to his wedding! Will you be able to survive the drama and chaos that is sure to ensue?

    But wait, there’s more! Bill has asked you to be his best man, even though you can’t stand Amy like a creeper can’t stand water. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and wedding planning without blowing up like a block of TNT?

    Join our server now for a chance to be part of this epic tale of love, betrayal, and friendship. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft soap opera unlike any other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Crops Grown: 6618
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP: BestGameEver!

    Minecraft SMP: BestGameEver!
    Oh man, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like a wild ride through a land of chaos and shenanigans. The reason you should join? Well, let me paint you a picture.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a group of players riding pigs dressed as superheroes. Why, you ask? Because every Wednesday is Superhero Pig Racing Day, where we race around the server on our trusty pig steeds while wearing capes and masks. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all. On Fridays, we have a ritual where we all dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties in the town square. The music is bumping, the llamas are grooving, and it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

    And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that happen every month. The admins hide chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear all over the map, and it’s a race to see who can find them first. Just be careful of the traps they set up along the way – one wrong step and you could end up in a pit of lava.

    So, reddit, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and exhilarating, look no further. Join us and become a part of the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MineCraftyCash

    MineCraftyCash
    Are you tired of living in a boring old world where money is the only thing that matters? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where money literally grows on trees! That’s right, forget mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be mining for cold hard cash!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Money Monster, a creature so obsessed with money that it hoards it all for itself. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to defeat the Money Monster and claim its vast fortune for yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Remember, on our server, money talks and diamonds walk!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Potions Brewed: 123 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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