FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!
But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 264 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic showdown between a mom who just wants to be there for her grandchild’s birth and a couple who just want some peace and quiet. – Experience the thrill of virtual bonding time with your newborn baby, without any interfering family members. – Be a part of a community that understands the struggle of setting boundaries with loved ones, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some virtual family drama like you’ve never seen before!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Are you tired of the same old therapy sessions? Come on over and let out your frustrations in the virtual world instead. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.
Join us and witness the epic battle between Emma and her stepdad as they compete for the title of Pumpkin Patch King. Will Emma reclaim her father-daughter tradition, or will Lucy and her stepdad reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew a simple pumpkin patch could cause so much chaos? Let’s carve out some fun together!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming dragons to do your bidding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.
So why settle for a boring old life of mediocrity when you could be living it up on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and start your epic adventure today!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7522 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5944 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a flying pig that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with creepers instead of boulders.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and see why even Putin couldn’t handle the awesomeness of this Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend of Sochi!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
build your own oil empire, mine for diamonds in the chaos, and watch out for exploding creepers disguised as russian soldiers. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor, just in case things get too intense.
join now for a wild adventure unlike any other minecraft server out there. who needs peaceful building when you can have explosions and drama at every turn? come see what all the fuss is about!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
