FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!
But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic showdown between a mom who just wants to be there for her grandchild’s birth and a couple who just want some peace and quiet. – Experience the thrill of virtual bonding time with your newborn baby, without any interfering family members. – Be a part of a community that understands the struggle of setting boundaries with loved ones, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some virtual family drama like you’ve never seen before!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Are you tired of the same old therapy sessions? Come on over and let out your frustrations in the virtual world instead. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.
Join us and witness the epic battle between Emma and her stepdad as they compete for the title of Pumpkin Patch King. Will Emma reclaim her father-daughter tradition, or will Lucy and her stepdad reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew a simple pumpkin patch could cause so much chaos? Let’s carve out some fun together!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming dragons to do your bidding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 1379 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 729 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.
So why settle for a boring old life of mediocrity when you could be living it up on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and start your epic adventure today!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Magic Items Found: | 4835 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a flying pig that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with creepers instead of boulders.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and see why even Putin couldn’t handle the awesomeness of this Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend of Sochi!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
build your own oil empire, mine for diamonds in the chaos, and watch out for exploding creepers disguised as russian soldiers. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor, just in case things get too intense.
join now for a wild adventure unlike any other minecraft server out there. who needs peaceful building when you can have explosions and drama at every turn? come see what all the fuss is about!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
We’ve got a secret underground shopping cart factory where players can craft their own carts and ride them around the map like a boss. But beware, there are evil shopping cart bandits lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your precious loot!
Explore our shopping cart-themed world filled with giant supermarkets, endless aisles of goodies, and even a rollercoaster made entirely out of shopping carts. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and discover the untold secrets of the shopping cart universe. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate shopping cart champion and rule the supermarket kingdom!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 41 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
we got dragons dat u can ride into battle and unicorns dat poop out diamonds! not to mention, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect u from griefers and hackers like a shield of awesomeness!
so come on down to dis epic minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! who needs gene therapy when u got us?!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
