FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.
But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.
So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?
we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.
discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.
so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!
Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1765 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2760 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.
So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?
Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
