so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • FamilyCraft Fun Zone

    FamilyCraft Fun Zone
    so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

    Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Dimension Hops: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

    I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

    Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

    We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

    CraftyGramps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

    Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Alien Abductions: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BabyBroConsent101

    BabyBroConsent101
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

    Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

    So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

    TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

    Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2058 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyNoobsdojo

    CraftyNoobsdojo
    Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 69 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyFascistsWin2021

    CraftyFascistsWin2021
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

    So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

    Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Jolly Miners Minecraft Server

    Jolly Miners Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Megumi has been reading some seriously wild manga that has inspired our gameplay! Join us for a chance to experience the crazy adventures and unexpected twists that only a manga-inspired server can offer.

    Ever wanted to ride a giant flying cat into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure, just like your favorite manga protagonist? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    But be warned, the manga influence doesn’t stop at gameplay. Our community is filled with characters straight out of a comic book, from the mysterious ninja who only communicates in haikus to the eccentric inventor who builds contraptions that defy all logic.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant robot attack). Who knows what kind of manga-inspired madness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • The Beatles of Vtubers Minecraft SMP

    The Beatles of Vtubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the Beatles of Vtubers!

    Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a group of hilarious and talented Vtubers who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. We’ve got a Vtuber who can tame creepers with her soothing voice, another who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye, and one who can literally fly on a pig (don’t ask how, it’s a trade secret).

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a yearly Ender Dragon beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the music never stops and the diamond blocks flow like water.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with the Beatles of Vtubers and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • WeddingBellsMC Server

    WeddingBellsMC Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where promises are meant to be broken just like in this wild family drama! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can build your own lavish venue, design your own fancy dresses, and serve gourmet food to all your virtual guests.

    Don’t worry about draining your savings here, because on our server, you can create the wedding of your dreams without breaking the bank. And if your cousin starts asking for 70% of the total bill, just tell her it’s not what you meant by “help” and watch the drama unfold in a virtual world.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of actually paying for it. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyParentz

    CraftyParentz
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we not only build epic structures but also give hygiene talks to all players! Join us for a unique experience where you can learn how to properly wash yourself in the shower, clean your hair, and even use deodorant.

    Just like the player who took in his son’s friend and gave him a hygiene lesson, we believe in taking care of each other in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own shampoo, conditioner, and aftershave in the game!

    Join now for a server like no other, where we prioritize cleanliness and friendship above all else. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your Minecraft character starts to smell a bit off – we’ll just kindly remind you to take a shower!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • DreamySMP: RecurringDreams

    DreamySMP: RecurringDreams
    Do you dream of a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch apple, battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

    Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a player who tamed a creeper as a pet to another who built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to the beat of jukeboxes.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MineCraftFaveYTuber

    MineCraftFaveYTuber
    Do you love watching Minecraft YouTubers? Well, imagine playing on a server where all your favorite YouTubers come to hang out! From building epic castles with PewDiePie to going on crazy adventures with Dream, this server is where all the YouTube magic happens. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might even get a chance to challenge MrBeast to a diamond mining contest – winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next Minecraft sensation!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Runes Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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