so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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