so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Zombie Dances: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Villages Defended: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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