so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 904
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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