so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 32 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 343
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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