so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 136 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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