so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 1
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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