so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Wilderness Tamed: 12 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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