so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Dragons Tamed: 1
Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Crops Grown: 1141 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Dimension Hops: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • LebCraft Peacekeepers

    LebCraft Peacekeepers
    LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 36

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lost Chunk Adventures

    Lost Chunk Adventures
    OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 686 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

    DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

    Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

    We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ores Mined: 6116
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 8689
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

    5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

    Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

    But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 66
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPleasures

    PixelPleasures
    Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

    So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2220 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ShipwreckedNavyCraft

    ShipwreckedNavyCraft
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Crops Grown: 8770 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 32

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Block Party

    Block Party
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

    if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Holy Pixel Well-Being

    Holy Pixel Well-Being
    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

    We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

    So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Potions Brewed: 85 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Dimension Hops: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Farms Harvested: 975
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • > Development Driven Minecraft SMP

    > Development Driven Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

    Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Alien Abductions: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

    SkincareCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

    Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Enchantments Applied: 159 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

    Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1884 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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