so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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