so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 189
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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