so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Mines Excavated: 1628 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Servers