so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Buildings Constructed: 10
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 2515 New Chunks Explored: 521812
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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