so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Farms Harvested: 300
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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