so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Star Shards Collected: 287
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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