so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Alien Abductions: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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