so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Void Armor Forged: 28 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
Emeralds Found: 4593 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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