so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4
Meteorites Collected: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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