so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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