so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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