so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Divine Spears Created: 13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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