so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50
Elemental Crystals Collected: 96 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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